I have inherited from my dad's the ability, to go to sleep in any position. Have recently found out that just like my dad, I can go to sleep standing up. I think there is horse or cow in our family tree. Come to think of it, there were a few farmers both sides of the family!
I can't ever answer my land line without saying something stupid, like "House of rock n' roll......Robert Plant speaking." or "Road Kill Cafe......you kill em', we grill em."
If the caller ID says its an 800 number (telemarketer), I'll just pick the phone up off the receiver and hand it to my 5 year old sister.